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Fluffy Bunny’s Adventure Land.

As the people who read this blog will know along with writing book reviews I also dabble in poetry, some of it’s fairly good and some not so good but it all is what it is. The poetry I write is quite dark and miserable in its imagery, down mainly to the fact I wrote poetry back in the day as a way to get my unhappy feelings out and being a rock/metal music fan to, I simply find darker stuff easier to write as I myself can find meaning in it, though not all of it’s dark and/or depressing and there is the occasional glimmer of hope. Now, alot of you are kind enough to ‘like’ and even comment on what I write, thanks for that it’s greatly appreciated. πŸ™‚

One blogger in particular likes my poetry, I guess she’s quite deranged to do so but hey, it’s cool having people like what I write and that is Jillian at Rantandraveaboutbooks. If you don’t already then you should check her blog out and give her a follow.

On one of the recent poems I wrote Buried in the Water which was simply inspired by the Daily Posts One Word Prompt for that day which was Water, she thought the poem may have been based on a book, alas it wasn’t and there was no real meaning behind it, through the comments on the post she said that it’d be funny if I posted something happy about rainbows or flowers! I know right, craziness! My reply was along the lines of if I wrote a happy poem then the world would probably end………and here we are as she asked me to test that theory out.

Well, my foray into happy poetry didn’t go well and I am man enough to admit that I failed, I can’t write happy sunshine stuff as it’s just not me, however after failing miserably at the happy meaningful stuff I did manage to write a jovial, humourous rather ribald poem that I must stress is meant to be funny and no-one who is unfortunate enough to read it should take offence. Also, after reading it please head on over to Rantandraveaboutbooks and complain directly to Jillian as while what follows is from my own deviant mind it is all her fault that the monstrosity was created!

And so I present to you in all its terribly bad, atrocious glory:

Fluffy Bunny’s Adventure Land:

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Fluffy bunny loved to be happy,Β 

He loved to be gay,

For him there was simply just,Β 

No other way,

With ears erect pointing upto the sky,

Happiness was his only high,

Drinking on life’s rainbow drug,Β 

He was always ready with a comforting hug,

Never getting down over life’s trials,

He met them head on with a toothy smile,

Loving to hop and jiggle,

He always made his fellow rabbits giggle,

And when life caused a stink,

He’d meet it with a crafty wink,

Fluffy loved his nubile young maidens,

Even when he never got the chance to lay them!

They brought him pleasure and joy,

As in his life Fluffy never wanted to be annoyed,

It must be said Fluffy wasn’t a rampant rabbit,

Though he did have the occasional naughty habit,

You may say Fluffy sounds a trifle smutty,

But let me assure you that rabbit was just damn lucky,

Fluffy loved his lifestyle of pleasure,

Enjoying his days spent in decadent pleasure,

Now my friends,

This is not the tales end,

I see you reading this with a puzzled frown,

And it’s time to turn that frown upside down,

Fluffy bunny doesn’t want you to be sad,

To him sad is bad,

And sad being bad makes him mad,

But just like Hannibal,

From the A-Team not the cannibal,

Fluffy always has a master plan,Β 

And whatever the weather,

Fluffy loves it that his plan,Β 

Always comes together,

No more feeling mad,

And that dear readers makes Fluffy bunny glad,

He has a fool-proof way,

To make you frolic and play,

Taking all your blues away,

This is no cheap magicians trick,

Fluffy has his very own magic stick!

If your lucky he’ll let you grab hold,

Taking you to a place with dreams and wonders to behold,

Now just close your eyes,

And don’t ask why,

Fluffy will take you by the hand,

As he leads you to his fun-filled happy adventure land!

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39 thoughts on “Fluffy Bunny’s Adventure Land.

  1. OH MY GOD! I keep reading it and I can’t stop laughing. Fluffy will let you hold his magic stick. Get the hell out of here! That is fucking awesome! I’m literally dying! πŸ˜‚Seriously, my nose is still running from when I sent you that tweet. My day sucked until I read this. You have no idea. It’s probably not too late to ask Brazzers to sponsor this. πŸ˜‰ I’m assuming everyone who reads this will get the context of this poem. Well, unless they’re not deviants like us. There’s so much I want to write but it’s all dirty and foul mouthed. I already cursed. Sorry. πŸ™ˆI’m an R rated kind of girl. Considering the content, do you care if I say what I want to say? Because I have so much more to say. You really like to use nubile don’t you? What a polite way to phrase that. Fluffy didn’t get to lay them. Lol. I laughed so hard by this part I choked on my coffee. You had me at erect ears. Nice word choice! I wonder how many people will read between the lines. If they do, I think they’ll also be in tears. Okay, so obviously you wiped the floor with my filthy, dirty, cheating American ass. This is brilliant! My butterfly poem is going to suck so hard. It will be quite an embarrassment. I will have to crawl back in my box of shame and live there for all of eternity.

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  2. You can say whatever you want! 😊 I’m from the UK not sure what Brazzers are but I can guess!

    I don’t know what you mean about the context, it is a clean, happy poem about a rabbit called Fluffy that is all. πŸ˜‚

    Alas, I don’t think many people will read it, there’ll be unfollowers and complaints by the masses when they’ve read this travesty of a poem!

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  3. Good cause I don’t like to be censored. πŸ€—Oh, right I guess that’s an American site. I know that Fluffy would really like Brazzers, erect ears and all. πŸ˜‰ I never thought you would write the bunny poem, let alone write something like this. πŸ˜‚ I’ve gotta say that takes balls to post this. I bow down to the master! 😘 I’m still laughing. I guess Fluffy wanks it at wonderland was already taken. I love the name of this poem. Haha! You’d be surprised how many people read the posts that have something foul in them. Most people are afraid to put it out there because they’re afraid they’ll get shit for it. But they want to read it. Every time I write something bizarre I have more followers. They like my perversions, I suppose. I could see some women being all cranky about the picture, but whatever they just need to have a drink and chill out. 🍸Has anyone complained yet? I’m sure you’ve seen some of the shit I write on Twitter. The crazier it is the more people follow there, too. It’s weird. I actually think this is a really good poem. I guess that means that I have to write a perverted butterfly poem. You have given me an idea. Butterfly spread her wings is definitely going in there. That’s for sure. I’m a terrible poet though so this will not be easy. You probably wrote this in ten minutes. Seriously, how long do it take you to write this?

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  4. It probably took about half an hour. Hhmm, Fluffy bunny is a clean poem, there’s implied innuendo but that’s all, it’s not dirty or smutty it’s like one of those old comedy shows from the 70’s back when you could get away with stuff just some good clean fun!

    Alas, Fluffy only has 5 likes but no complaints and I like the picture, my blog, my picture choice it’s a scene from the poem anyway, Fluffy with his maidens! πŸ˜‚

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    1. That’s pretty fast. I think I’ll need some time to come up with my butterfly poem. If you say so. Haha! πŸ˜‰ No, it’s not smutty but my mind is full of it so that’s where it goes. Definitely a lot of innuendo. Were you laughing your ass of when you wrote this? I’m still smiling. No complaints. That’s good. I’m sure your followers are like whatever he doesn’t normally write stuff like this. And you can blame it all on me. That’s all my sex book reviews. I actually have to write a review for a book called Smut and the main character is British and she’s American. LMAO. The picture made me laugh before I even read the poem. Nice touch! Oh right they’re supposed to be twins. I was thinking it was the same girl. Duh! How stupid am I? Okay now I’m laughing again. Every man’s fantasy is now Fluffy’s.

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    1. Okay, so I’m not crazy. Well, I guess that’s debatable. You just smiled. You didn’t laugh? πŸ˜‚ Oh, Drew, what am I going to do with you? I’ve been laughing all day. I will forever cherish this poem, knowing I inspired Fluffy’s journey to the boneyard. 😝 If this is any indication of what the interview will be like, I know we’ll have a lot of fun with it.

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      1. I did laugh while I was reading it to myself afterwards. Alas, at least one person will cherish the abomination that is Fluffy, 5 likes that’s all the poor rabbits got! 😀😣πŸ˜₯😨😰😩😑😒

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      2. See I knew you had to have laughed. I’m sure you had fun writing it cause I sure had fun reading it. I’m glad you didn’t punk out on my challenge. I bookmarked the page so when I need a laugh I know where to go. Thanks for cheering me up. πŸ€— I wasn’t in the greatest mood before I read this earlier. I’ve been smiling ever since. Now, I have to hold up my end of the bargain and write the world’s worst poem about butterflies. How the hell am I going make sense of Sarcastic Enigma Loves Butterflies in one poem? I don’t know what I was thinking. I haven’t written a poem in at least 8 years. I wrote this really awesome one for my cousin when she got married, and I haven’t been able to write one since. My fiction writing is my replacement I guess. I’m sure more than 5 people read it though. Right? I mean how could they not be at least slightly interested in this? It beats the shit out of reading the same book wrap up posts. Ugh. Those repetitive posts bore the hell out of me. 😴 Are you posting any more poetry tomorrow? I need my daily allotment. πŸ˜‰

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  5. Don’t know of I’ll post any poetry today, depends what the daily prompt is, I’ve recommended they use ‘goodbye’ and ‘wanderer’ as prompts as I have poems that’d be suitable, I may even write a Fluffy sequel at some stage! I don’t know, Fluffy still only has 5 likes, it’s a travesty and I’m gutted as I thought it’d get quite a few as it was damn amusing, I blame you, you should reblog Fluffy on your blog as you helped create the abomination! πŸ˜‚ it’s still better than fifty shades of Grey though, shame Mr Grey didn’t have the lyrical prowess of Fluffys magic stick! πŸ˜‚

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    1. I missed this comment. πŸ˜‚ That’s what you meant earlier when you said you responded to me. Oh, duh! Sorry. I had to track this one down. A Fluffy sequel would be amazing. How about a Butterfly and Fluffy poem? I’m sorry I made you write it but I’m not really because it’s the best thing I’ve read on WordPress or maybe anywhere for that matter. I’m writing the butterfly story right now. I’m trying to find a way to incorporate Fluffy so that might help with the sequel. I will reblog it right now. I would’ve done it earlier if I had seen this. I think everyone should read it. This kicks the shit out of 50 Shades. Fuck that book! What a piece of shit! That was the most unsexy book I’ve ever read. The cover of Sports Illustrated is more of a turn on than that book. Fluffy’s magic stick was and still is the highlight of my day. If we had kept going , I wonder if Twitter would’ve banned us. πŸ˜‚ You bring this monster out and once she comes out to play, she doesn’t hold back. I’ll blame you for the Twitter fiasco. But I win so that’s all that matters. Kneel, Lord Stark! 😝 Fluffy isn’t an abomination. Friday is a bit of a slow blog day, so I’m not sure how many people will read it this late in the day, but I’m going to reblog Fluffy now and we’ll see now many people read it. It can be our own little experiment. πŸ˜‰

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  6. Reblogged this on Rant and Rave About Books and commented:
    As you all know, I’m a bit sarcastic, a little crazy, and kind of wild, so it’s no surprise that I bet Drew @ The Tattooed Book Geek that he couldn’t write a happy poem. Drew normally writes dark, brilliant poems and song lyrics that I read every day, but I also like to mess with him on occasion. Okay, I like to mess with him a lot. Sue me. If you don’t already follow Drew, you should, and you can by clicking on the link to read his full post.
    Like I was saying, I’m an Evil Queen, and I dared Drew to write the poem that I’m reblogging about Fluffy and his journey to Adventure Land. When I bet Drew he couldn’t write something happy, I didn’t expect him to respond, let alone respond with something this wonderful. I think I suggested he write a poem about butterflies and rainbows or something like that, and he came back with my new favorite poem. I don’t know how some of you will feel about this poem, but it’s supposed to be funny so don’t get your panties all twisted up over it.
    As part of the bet, I now have to write a poem about butterflies. I told Drew that if he wrote this poem I would write one called Sarcastic Enigma Loves Butterflies. (That’s Drew’s name on Twitter, in case you’re wondering.) So now I have to write a poem, and by the way, I’m terrible at writing poetry. I think we should write a sequel with Fluffy and Butterfly after I figure out what to write and post it on my blog. πŸ™‚

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  7. All kinds of awesomeness reunited in a poem. I loved it! I never thought a poem would ever make me laugh. The fact that is was about a rabbit did not help, haha! My naughty mind was happy. Let me tell you, I’ve never been a fan of poetry, I always find it too complicated or confusing. But it all changed with Fluffy! Poetry can be fun, who knew?

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    1. Ha, the stuff I write as poetry is normally dark so I agree who knew it couldbe fun, didn’t think I could write something like Fluffy but there we go, blame Jillian at RantandRaveaboutbooks, it’s all her fault! Glad you liked it though as I was unsure about posting it and thought people may take offence! πŸ™‚

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      1. I’ll have to mark this day on calendar. Drew thinks my poem is funny. πŸ€— Ha! I still can’t believe I managed to make a butterfly dirty. My mind is literally trash. Or what did you say it was gutter trash? We’re such weirdos. I started the bet but Fluffy dictated the content. πŸ˜‚ Bad Fluffy. (I mean Drew.) 😝

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      2. Is fecking a new word? I’ll add it to my British slang post. πŸ˜‰ I know you can knock out Game of Thrones no problem. The American one all you have to do is make fun of me and you already do that every day anyway so should be easy. Use our tweets if you have to. Taylor Swift- you can rhyme her last name somehow and kill her off. I think death by metal would be funny. Okay unicorns and rainbows is definitely hard. Singing in the rain was for my own amusement. Are you sending me your 5?

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