Book Blogger Insider Tag. #bookbloggers #bookblogger #bookblog

I was tagged by Sophie over at Blame Chocolate. Of course, please go and check out her blog and yes, you read that right her blog is called Blame Chocolate and no, I’m not sure what chocolate did to deserve the blame maybe Sophie will tell us?! But, everyone loves chocolate even Spongebob so it can’t have been bad! 🙂

The Rules:
1. Answer the questions below
2. Credit the creator Jamie @ALittleSliceofJamie
3. Tag at least 5 people
4. Have fun!

As you can see one of the rules is to ‘have fun‘ and I like to obey the rules so I’ve had fun with these answers and as such, please prepare yourself for nonsense!😂

1. Where do you typically write your blog posts?

On the toilet! Well, I have to find something to do while I’m tooting and pooping!😂💩🚽

Or……

I’ll try my hand at being a rapper,
When I’m turtling on the crapper,
That’s when I find the time to write,
Sat on my Throne,
All porcelain and white,
Booyakasha!

Or!

If you’re sat on the bowl,
It came out your hole,
And,
If it’s brown,
Flush it down!

2. How long does it generally take you to write a book review?

Sigh, does it really matter how long it takes?! You are bringing length into the question when supposedly, size doesn’t matter and yet you want to know how long it is! Sorry, how long it takes! It takes as much time is needed, occasionally quick, sometimes slow and lasting weeks! Hello ladies!😉

Simply put each review is different and will get finished when it gets finished.

3. When did you start your book blog?

The undead foetus demon zombie child that is TTBG came kicking screaming and wailing in a torrent of gushing poisoned blood on March 5th, 2016.

4. What is the worst thing about having a book blog in your opinion?

Bloggers! No offence but you are people and people suck! Often not even in the good way! Nudge nudge wink wink!😉

Let’s not forget that people also have germs! Is it possible to catch germs through the Internet?!🤔 There are lots of bloggers putting it about everywhere! Who knows how many BTD’s (blogging transmitted diseases) there are festering and spreading across the blogosphere!

I mean, you follow my blog but you don’t like and read the posts. I have 2,500 followers so surely I should get at least 2,500 views and likes per post! Alas, no, I don’t.😞😢 Why won’t you validate me by making me popular, why?! Is it because I’m different?! I thought the community was really into diversity and welcomed different?! Y’all should fucking love me!😞😢

I’m also expected to follow blogs too and like and occasionally comment on your posts, sigh. I mean, c’mon, is there seriously anything more boring than reading other people’s blog posts?! I think not! Yawn! Snorefest!😴😴😴😴

I understand some of you are busy and I’ll let you have that but if I’m not validated as a member of this so-called community and this post doesn’t get 200 likes and comments then I’m quitting blogging!

People, shudders!

 

5. What is the best thing about having a book blog in your opinion?

Well! Let me tell you something, brother!……

…….FREE. BOOKS!

Ooohhh yeah!

And, if you’re not down with that I got 2 words for ya!…….

…….FREE BOOKS!

Mmmmmm……..maybe now I’m not so sure and I think perhaps it’s the money I get paid for reviews but shush! Don’t tell anyone that!😉

Then again! It could be that I have a platform to voice my opinions and annoy people!

Yeah! Let’s go with that actually! A book blog allows me the opportunity to annoy people and spout my nonsense garbage rhetoric just like The Donald!

6. What blog post have you had the most fun writing so far?

None! Every post I write is so monotonous, boring and bland with no personality it’s like a robot wrote them all and I had no fun writing any!

7. What is your favourite type of blog post to write?

See above! I sit there in the dark scowling, spitting snarling and biting back the acid with every word in every type of post that I write.

8. When do you typically write?

While doing a variety of other things because I’m a male and males are absolutely fucking fantastic at multi-tasking!

9. Do you review every book you read?

Yes! I throw a few random words together and hope that they make a coherent sentence and voila, a review!

Dis book iz da shit, buy it man, innit!

That counts as a review doesn’t it?

10. How do you write your book reviews? With a cup of coffee or tea? With Netflix? Cuddled with your fur baby?

Well! You see! I have these things called hooves! Sorry, claws! Nope, hands! That’s it! I have hands!

Do you have them or is it just me?! Maybe I am some sort of genetically modified mutant with these weird appendages!

Hands and fingers and oh boy! There are lots of ways to use your hands!😂😉 One of the ways that I use them is to write my book reviews. My brain sends signals to my fingers telling them what to write and off they go tip tap tapping away!

So, yeah, I write my reviews with my hands.

11. When do you write your book reviews? Right after finishing the book? Two weeks after finishing the book?

When I can be bothered!

It’s definitely a case of hello procrastination my old friend! You can’t rush these things and sometimes the review takes a while to put out and it needs to be wined, dined and wooed first!

12. How often do you post?

All day! Every day! 24/7/365 and not just once a day either! Oh no! I’m up all night and all day baby! I post on the hour every hour with posts that are guaranteed to satisfy, end with a bang and leave you with a warm, fuzzy and moist feeling after reading!

Yes………..moist!

One last time and let’s ruin Darryl for all you The Walking Dead fans out there! Are zombies crusty?! No! Darryl says they are moist! 

I put a tweet out on the Twittah and these fine bloggers wanted tagging:

• Danielle @ Welshie Books & Thoughts.
• Danielle @ The Blonde Likes Books.
• Nicki @ The Secret Library.
• Jannin @ The Booknerd Dragon.
• Dave @ espresso coco.

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I hope that you had fun and enjoyed reading this tag. I tried to make it humorous so please feel free to like, comment and share.

Oh, and you’re welcome for making you smile. 😉

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