Massive congratulations to ALL the bloggers who have been nominated for the Bloggers Bash Awards you all deserve it but please, let’s remember that many other stellar blogs fly under the radar and never receive any recognition, you are ALL valued too! 🙂
The voting for the awards started today and runs until April 30th and ANYONE can vote.
I’ve been nominated for the Funniest Blogger Award and I would absolutely love it if you would consider voting for me. If I have ever made you smile, laugh, snigger, guffaw, chunter, chortle, snicker, shriek, snort, grin, howl, chuckle, spit your drink out, made you think did he really just write that would mean a lot.👌
Massive thanks, of course, go to the people who nominated me, sincerely, thank you. 🙂
ANYONE can vote! Regardless of whether you vote for me or not though there are some great blogs and bloggers nominated and whoever you vote for please vote and show your favourite blogger some love.
The link to vote is:
As someone who often thinks that their blog is crap and that they suck as a blogger actually being nominated is fantastic and funniest blogger is a cool category as I amuse myself and it’s nice to know that I amuse others too.
For all bloggers whether you are new to blogging or have been doing it for years, have a big following or small, have a reputation or are still building yours, have your own style and voice or are still finding where you fit remember this:
I matter, you matter, we matter.
Why did the book lover cross the road?!?
To get to the bookshop!
If the above joke made you sigh, groan, shake your head, facepalm and/or cringe at its inherent cheesiness then by law you are now required to go and vote for me as the funniest blogger just so that I don’t ever and I mean EEEEEVVVVEEEEEERRRRR write a joke so bad and post it again! 😉
Now, onto my campaign speech!
“I’m a Blogging Bad Ass,
Watch me cuss,
You can roll with Drew or you can radio edit,
I like dark crime thrillers and Fanta… sy…sy…sy”
Yes, I’ve parodied American Bad Ass by Kid Rock so that I can strut about to my own theme tune!
Yes, the above is actual footage of me strutting to the podium for my campaign speech and yes, I am aware that it looks a lot like Stonecold Steve Austin but I assure you it is actually me! Me and Stonecold just look very much alike with the facial hair and bald head! 🙂
Let’s end the tyranny that plagues the community, let’s tear down the walls of conformity and finally, let us banish the stereotype of what a book blogger should be!
You see! There is no stereotype of being a book blogger, no! It is merely propaganda perpetrated by those who blog in a certain way and I say no more! Now is our chance to turn the tables and cast off the shackles of oppression.
I will give you what you want! Less sarcasm! Less swearing! More sarcasm! More swearing! Whichever, it is done. Because this is not about me, no, it is about you, it is about the people!
I cannot promise you world peace or that things will actually improve and I refuse to make any false and exaggerated promises and blatantly lie to you. After all, the whole world is run by and governed by idiots who are leading us straight to hell.
No! What I can and what I will promise you is simply this…….I’ll make the ride fun! May, Corbyn, Kim Jong, Trump, Swift, Bieber they can’t hold a candle to me. Just imagine me trading barbs, sarcasm and throwing down with them. I’ll take them to school and you’ll be laughing along the way.
But I cannot do it alone! I need you! On my own I will fail, together, united, we are strong, we are one!
My friends, my brothers, my sisters, it is time to burn down the old and from the ashes build anew. My kin, it is time to rise!
A vote for me is a vote for change!
A vote for me is a vote for those of you who have ever doubted your blogging ability and those who have ever thought that they and their blog aren’t good enough! It is a vote for the outcasts, the loners, the losers, the freaks, the geeks, the nerds, the crazy, the insane, the deranged, the lost, the broken and the awesome!
Take my hand, join me and I will lead you to the promised land and to the future of blogging!
Come worship at the altar of awesomeness!
If you take one thing away from my speech then please, let it be this where blogging is concerned….
…..I matter, you matter, we matter.
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