Oh, hello there, firstly, I must apologise for the title of this post it is rather a mouthful and yes, that is what she said too! 😉
Secondly, how are you all? Do anything interesting over the weekend? Win anything?
I was just reading what happened on this past Saturday, May 19th, let’s see shall we.
May 19th, 2018 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are married.
May 19th, 2018 Chelsea beat Manchester United in the 137th FA Cup final.
May 19th, 2018 The Tattooed Book Geek aka Drew aka me wins the funniest blogger award at the Annual Bloggers Bash Awards.
Oh my, look at that, I won a blogging award!
I’m not saying which out of those two things (let’s be honest no-one cares who won the FA Cup) is better for society and the chance of future world peace but……..😱😂😝
For those unaware, because, obviously, I haven’t mentioned it much over the last couple of days!😱😂😝 I only went and won the funniest blogger award at the Annual Bloggers Bash Awards!😱😂😝🎊🎉🍻👍 Shocked, honoured and humbled not only to have originally been nominated but to then win too, damn!
I wasn’t sure whether to write a blog post saying that I’d won or not as I didn’t want to come across as self-centred, conceited and narcissistic (which I learnt from some two-faced jackanory jackass that I am for wanting my name to be used in blog contact) but in the end, I thought fuck it, I’m gonna celebrate this and ultimately I decided to knock one out and then later I decided to write this post!😜
If I can’t toot my horn and polish my own halo then what’s the point?! Of course, now I’m famous if any of you want to toot my horn or polish my halo for me then you are more than welcome!😜
I’ll also be needing some bloupies (blogging groupies) too.
I’ll be holding auditions for this, it’s a very prestigious job and I have standards that will need to be met, if you think you fit the bill then please feel free to contact me and we can discuss terms!😜
Above you will see Becky Lynch, she is an ideal bloupie! Below you will see a trio who are most definitely NOT bloupie material!
Sniggers!😜
Some have called me a negative influence, that’s fine, it’s their view, granted, it’s wrong but it’s their view and they are allowed it. So you know, I’m a bad influence, not a negative influence, BAD and I’m bad and that’s good baby!😜
Anyhow, I call some people cunts, so, really, it is what it is, they want to call me negative, I’ll call them a cunt but regardless I am now award-winning, ergo, next time they rag on me they had better refer to me as an award-winning negative influence! And yes, they are still just a cunt, no award for them, widdums, but, chin up snowflake, maybe next year will be the year for you and if not I’ll create an award especially for you, world’s biggest………!😱😂😝
Honestly, I never win anything, nothing at all, not a damn thing, sweet Fanny Adams, fuck all, Jack shit, diddly squat, nada, zilch so to actually win something is a fantastic achievement for me. Especially for blogging which I’m adamant that I suck at!
I didn’t think that I had a chance, well, technically I had a chance as I’d been nominated but I’d have put the odds at around 0.0000000005% of me actually winning! But, surprisingly, I did!
Side note: No, I didn’t rig the vote or bribe people to vote for me.
I don’t try to be funny, I just be myself on SM and in blog post form (yeah, I say the same shit in real-life that I do in blog posts, possibly worse at times). If I make myself smile, it’s all good, if I make others smile, it’s all good and even better. But I don’t intentionally try to be funny, it’s just me being me and some like me, some don’t but regardless, I am always me.
I’m certainly not clean when it comes to humour (which makes it even more surprising that I won) and honestly, I’m just as likely to offend people as I am to make them smile! So, this really is one for the smut, filth, sarcasm, swearing, innuendo and euphemisms as there is nothing PC about me and most of what I write!
Hell even when I try to be normal and tone it down it lasts for around a paragraph and then I fail miserably and revert back to filth!😂
I often see things written stating that there is a stereotypical blogger and that you have to conform to and do things in certain ways to ‘make it‘ or even just to be an actual blogger. Well, fuck that shit! I’m as far away from the perceived stereotype as you can get and while I haven’t ‘made it‘ nor do I want to. I do show that you don’t need to conform to some supposed stereotype of what a blogger should be or some bullshit rules about how you should run your blog.
Anyone can start a blog and be a blogger, there’s no stereotype and there’s no right or wrong way to blog. Just be yourself and blog how you want in the way that is right for you, if I can do it then so can you and yeah, I still suck at blogging, my blog is still crap but I am now award winning crap! 😉
There were many worthy winners at the Annual Bloggers Bash Awards, I’m honoured to be amongst them and the same goes for all those that placed in the awards too, all results were well deserved. Also, all those nominated and then every other blogger too (apart from those I don’t like and who don’t like me, obvs) you all deserve recognition to as having a blog can be hard and thankless work but we do it because we enjoy it and because we love books and reading!
Massive thanks to all those who voted for me in the awards, I appreciate it and I also appreciate everyone’s continued support for my blog, those who have ever liked, shared, commented and read my posts, to all of you, sincerely, thank you. Also, thank you to the haters, I do enjoy fucking with you!
One last time, oh look what I got!
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Many congrats to you Drew! 😊 have fun with the bloupies!
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Thanks and lol, can’t see that happening but one can dream.😝
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Dream away my friend 🤣
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Probably turn into a nightmare.😝
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Congrats! Well-deserved.
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Cheers.
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Congrats Drew! That is super awesome!
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Thank you.😀
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Congratulations!! 👍👍🍻🍻🍻
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Thank you.👍🍻😀
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Well deserved bro! Keep it up! The halo polishing and all that…
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Lol, cheers.👍🍻
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Congrats!
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Thank you.
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Congrats! “Funniest Blogger” is a great title to have.
…don’t fuck it up. 😉
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Thank you and yeah, it is. At least I don’t have to try and be serious or professional now on my blog.😝
Ha! That’s sound advice but I often f#ck most things up!
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Congratulations Drew!!
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Thank you.👍😀
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Fantastic and congratulations!
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Thank you.👍
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Bloupies… Hahahah Congrats, sir. Enjoy the moment. 😀
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Cheers.👍😀🍻
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Well done and well deserved 🙂
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Thank you.
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Congratulations Drew on a well deserved win. I love the fact that you mention that you are not a stereotypical blogger. This is something that makes you stand out from the crowd, not knowing what to expect and also your very unique way of stating the sometimes obvious xx
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Thank you.😀
Lol, I think you confused unique with blunt, my blunt way.😝
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Potato – potarto 😉🙃😂
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Congrats Drew! Well deserved!
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Thank you.👍😀
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Congratulations. Don’t know why you were so unsure. My money was on you from the start. Only won 30p but hey …
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Thanks.👍 Erm…….because I either make people smile or offend them and it’s usually the later of the two.😂
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Congrats on your award!
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Thank you.
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Congratulations! well deserved title! I will mention that were i come from cunt can be used as a term of endearment saved for the best of friends. I love it haha
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Thank you.😀 Ah, cool, where I’m from people hate the word, it makes them cringe.😂
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I think it still makes some Australians cringe too. But depending on who your talking to it can literally just be used in place of mate. haha 🙂
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Not surprised at all. Congrats!!
And umm… good luck with the ‘bloupie’ search…. hmm….
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Thank you, I’m surprised though!😱 Yeah, I think I need more than luck with that, hopeless quest me thinks.😝
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🙃🙃😄😄
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Congrats and well done, indeed!
Negative influence? Maybe on mystery and humorlessness! We need more funny people like you, i say!
What i did on the weekend? Hmm… mostly hid in the flat, played video games (secret world) and avoided all conversations about the royal wedding 😀
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Thank you.👍😀
Lol, yeah, negative influence but yeah, you could be right and there is definitely a lot of humourlessness around in places!
Royal wedding?! Was there a royal wedding? I didn’t know, it’s not been on the TV or in the newspapers at all.😝
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Reblogged this on anita dawes and jaye marie.
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Congratulations my lovely booky buddy! 💖📚
I look forward to future Twitter nonsense for which we rule as Vikings! 🤘
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Cheers.👍 Lol, twitter nonsense and bants for the win.😝
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Congratulations! If you think your blog is shit, heaven help the rest of us 😉
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Thanks and lol, I do, I’d love to be one of those who thinks they are amazing and that everything they post is fantastic but I’m the opposite. 😦
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But everyone else clearly thinks your content is amazing and fantastic otherwise they wouldn’t have voted for you. So you might think it’s shit but no one else does 😊.
And the people that think their blogs are great? Yeah….I’m sure they’re fun to be around.
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Congrats Drew, so well deserved! 🤗
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Thank you.😀
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Congratulations!!! 🎉🎉🎉 even though I already said it (and I’ll probably say it again) 😝
That’s awesome that you won! You deserve it!
Bloupies… where do you come up with this stuff?! 😂
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Thanks.👍😀 Lol, in my head, I’m weird.😱😝
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You’re welcome! Haha, but isn’t everyone weird in their head? 😜
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Depends on how you classify weird I guess as lots, yeah, probably but lots think they are amazing too.
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Congrats one the award Drew! Your requests for bloupies makes me wonder if Sweet sweet Connie is still around, you know she had the whole show and that’s a natural fact….
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Thanks and lol, I had to Google who that was.😂
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Ah come on Drew, I figured you’d have to get that reference with hosting music Mondays, guess again I’m too old. LOL
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Haha congrats again Drew. You totally get to flaunt it. 😀
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Thank you. 😀
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Massive congratulations!! Very well deserved!! 😀
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Thank you.
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I was wondering if you had won. Congrats.
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Thank you.
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Congrats Drew! I’m sure you’ll have a line up of bloupie applicants now lol
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I’m a bit late to the party on this, but CONGRATS!!
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Cheers.👍
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