Today I bring you all another post of fun and inappropriate book covers post, this time it’s a Christmas Erotica edition!!! It’s good to have a laugh! 🙂
You can find the links to the previous volumes all compiled onto a single page below if you haven’t yet checked them out – well worth a look for a giggle and a snigger! 🙂
We all know that old song ‘Santa Claus Is Coming to Town‘ well, I am guessing that in some of these books that Santa will be cumming in some other places too! 🙂
So, I present to you all a nice bit of Santa Porn! 🙂
Christmas Erotica!
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No words….LOL!
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Good grief! 😂😂
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Jingle Bears has me worried.
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Another great collection 😂😂
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Chuck Tingle presents: Santa’s Ride Into you know the rest. These are some great titles!
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OMG! Santa’s Heavy Sack? DYING! Thanks for sharing!
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JINGLE BEARS LOOKS AMAZING
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Will look forward to your review.😂
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😂😂😂 Santa’s Heavy Sack? Really?!! 😂😂😂 Just the one sack? Bloody hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
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It must be a huge sack!😂😂😂
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Some of the author names are just as hilarious as the titles. Malicia Paine’s master work is my favourite. Completely outrageous!
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Very true, I guess they need a name fit for the genre!😂😂😂
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I slightly worry about what must be on your Amazon recommendations now. I also worry that I would probably read a couple of these 😀
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Luckily my Amazon recommendations aren’t bad which is surprising due to these posts!😂
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I may own one of these! 😂 Haven’t read it…yet! 😂
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Hhhmm….the question is which one?!🤔😂
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Now that would be telling wouldn’t it?! 😉
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Probably the snowman with abs, brings a whole new meaning to the term snow cone!😂
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Hahaha very true, but no not that one!
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So many options, and they’re all Santa and the Krampus 😦 How about:
Gagged by the Grinch
Rammed by Rudolph
Frosty the Hoe-man
Eaten Out by Santa’s Elves
Me and Mrs. Claus
Yukon Cornholeius
Emmet Otter’s Gangbang Christmas
I am so glad that these don’t really exist…unless they do, in which case I will weep for humanity :p
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Lol!😂😂😂 They might exist by Christmas next year you never know!
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I’ll have to get to work on that Heat Miser / Cold Miser threesome story :p
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I read Big Package by Opal Carew last year and that would probably fit this list quite nicely but since it only rated a 2 from me I think I’ll skip seeking out any of these others. LOL
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The Krampus ones are especially creepy lmao.
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Dear Santa…
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hahahaha omg I am ROFL!! 😂😂😂 I wasn’t expecting that last one as well- I just died 😉 🤣🤣🤣
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Ha, it is epic and a shocker and the ones before were bad enough!😂😂
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hahahaha so true 😂😂😂
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Oh my gosh … these are terrible! lol
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Seeded by Santa is truly … an epic title! Thank feck xmas is over! woohooo!
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Hell yeah and a woohoo indeed!🤘9 months of peace now before it starts lurking again and making itself known! Soon be Xmas 2018!😂😠😂
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bleh… xmas! I most love the moment during xmas when the dinner is eaten and dishes washed.. a whole pile of stress is just whooosh! 😀
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That Hanukkah one!!!!!!
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I know! There are no words!😂
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Oh wow… who came up with the name Fertile Christmas?!?!?
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The author!😂
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Hilarious and a little concerning 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Oh, definitely.😂😂😂
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😂🤣 some of the sound like that made the title using predictive text. I need to try…… Santa Claus and the stretched skin
It works!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😋
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Oh my.😂🎅😂🎅 Sounds like a best seller.🤣🤣🤣
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😂 I’m not writing it!
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Ha ha some of those titles..wow. I had a good little chuckle that’s for sure lol
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Yep, wow definitely sums some of them up. Good for a giggle though.😂
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Fertile Christmas and Seeded by Santa made me choke on my coffee 😂
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I don’t know if I will ever be able to forget some of those….!!!!!
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Krampus seems to be in high demand 🤣
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It’s because he’s a beast, it’s animal magnetism.😂😂😂
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Wow. Santa and Krampus really seem to get around don’t they 😂
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HAHA! Stuff My Stocking…. That book was made for you!!! 😭😭😂😂😜
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Haha! You nutter! 😂😂😂
‘Seeded by Santa’ 😂😂😱
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LMAO! Where do you find this stuff?
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This weird and wonderful place called the internet! 🙂
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Wah, it must be magic! 😛
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Christmas bdsm… now that’s something i couldn’t have come up with by myself. Is it done with lengths of christmas lights? 😀 😀
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Probably tinsel too!😂🤣😜
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Is NOTHING safe from being turned into an erotic story?! These are highly inappropriate & HILARIOUS! Thanks for the chuckle Drew!
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Nope, everything can be turned into filth!😂😜
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Seeded by Santa… oh my lord
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OMG HAHAHAHAH r these even for real hahahahahaha
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Yep.👍📚
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OH MY GOD XD
ahahahah I lost it at “Santa’s heavy sack” 😂 — I however dont get wtf is sexy about Krumpus.. knowing Ive only watched the horror movie..
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That movie is awesome, in a ‘it’s that bad it’s good’ type of way.😂 I think it’s catering to those who read the monster porn genre and want a festive hit.😂
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Oh, I see xD it’d make sense… a little ?
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Yeah, a little though that whole genre doesn’t really make sense at all! lol
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Correct, ahaha 😂😂 Though as I worked at a sex store, nothing should surprise me, honestly .. *aherm*
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