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TTBG’s: Worst Bloggers List. #BookBlogger #BookBloggers #Blogger #Bloggers



That’s right…..


You know it…..

You all saw the title of the post and it’s time to get controversial!

In the words of Eminem:

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause it feels so empty without me

I saw lots of worst books of the year lists being posted around the start of the year. Most disappointing books of the year too. No shade here, each to their own and ya know ‘my blog, my rules‘ so ‘your blog, your rules‘. It’s all good and you can all post what you want…..just like I can.πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

So, I took inspiration from the idea for ‘worst of‘ lists and it got me to thinking…..who are the worst bloggers!

Actually, the idea came to me whilst I was sat on the crapper. Yeah, shit must breed shit!πŸ˜‚πŸ’© Go figure and honestly, there’s a meaning in there somewhere though that meaning is probably swilling around in a sewer now!

OK, let’s not sugarcoat it some bloggers out there suck (mind out of the gutter, this is a serious post) big time. I mean c’mon have you seen the shit that some people post and their attitudes. Don’t get me started on their attitudes as most seem to have been born wearing their sassy pants dipped in salt (can you say salty) with a stick up their ass.


Side note:Β I got the above meme of the internet, I’m not sure if it an actual blogger featured in it or not! πŸ˜‰

Side note: if, in fact, you do like sticking sticks up your ass then that’s fine, there is no discrimination here and while it’s not for me if you enjoy it, you go for it.

I’m sure this post will garner a lot of hate but……I ask myself do I really care?πŸ€” No, no I don’t and I welcome the controversy!πŸ‘ Frankly, some of you could do with being brought down a notch or two on the ‘I’m totes amazeballs‘ scale because you’re not, you’re really not. Some might say that there are many self-aggrandising twats around who need taking down and yeah, why, not, it might as well be me who does it.Β 


And unlike those who are afraid of a little controvery, I am quite prepared to judge you!


Before I delve into the negativity. I like to give the people what they want and he seems to have his fans too. So here is flasher gremlin revealing himself just like I’m going to reveal who I think are the worst bloggers.


Now, whether you like it or not this post is coming at you like Hulk Hogan on a wrecking ball!


Without further ado and in no particular order here’s the list,

The worst bloggers are:


The Tattooed Book Geek.

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Yes, I’m starting out with my own blog. No delusions of grandeur from me. I know full well that my blog sucks and that it fully deserves to be included on the worst blogs list.

If you are wondering why I’m listing my blog first, well, it’s simple. No, it’s not due to any sort of feeling of self-importance! I’m listing my blog first so that you can see that there is no favouritism at play in the criteria I used to decide on the worst blogs or with the selection process either. I wouldn’t want you to think that I choose your blog simply because I don’t like you. No, I put much thought, effort and scientific calculations into determining who is worthy of being on the list, compiling data and analysing a vast amount of different criteria.

Due to this, hopefully, when you see your blog on the list (because you’ve already seen mine) you’ll act in a dignified and respectful way and won’t get your panties in a bunch over it.

Side note: if, in fact, you wear panties to get them bunched. If you don’t then that’s cool too, again, there is no discrimination here and if you like to let the air flow or it hang free and easy then that’s cool, you do you.

It’s only subjective after all and while I think you’re crap many other bloggers might think that you are wonderful.πŸ‘

Simply put, if you are on the list then chin up cupcake you’ll get over it!πŸ˜‚

Ah, dammit. I might as well go all in. The above is a lie!

I’m sorry, I was trying to make those on the list feel better but I just can’t do it! I thought I’d save your feelings but you know what? I don’t care about your feelings! So yes, it’s personal and you made the list solely because either you annoyed me or more likely I just don’t like you! Peace and love!βœŒοΈπŸ˜‚

Back on track. What can I say about my own blog?

Well, I don’t post daily, I don’t keep up with reading all of the blogs I follow, I suck at SM, I don’t usually get many comments on my posts, I don’t comment on many other peoples blog posts, I’m not part of the community, I’m a blogging outsider, I get bored and post nonsense, I write crap reviews, I ignore certain bloggers for no apparent reason even though we read the same books and like the same genre, I post inappropriate stuff, I use base language like swear words in my posts, I use euphemisms and sarcasm in my posts, my grammar skills are lacking, I don’t have a bright and flowery logo and colour scheme, I don’t read all of my ARC’s, I don’t deserve the ARC’s I receive, I have a bad attitude and I am an opinionated asshole.

I guess that don’t I preach one thing whilst doing another (unlike some) so I do have that going for me. Do I really need to go on?!?!?! No, I don’t, you can all see that I am fully deserving of being on the worst blogger list and perhaps, you are getting scared now as you are seeing many reasons (c’mon admit it) why you might be on the list too.






………………………Bang Bang!


I gotcha!


I was just fucking with you all! πŸ˜‰


C’mon! Did you really think that I’d write a worst bloggers list?!πŸ€”πŸ“πŸ˜‚ I know, I know, if there’s a blogger out there who actually would write a worst bloggers list it probably would be me and no, I definitely wouldn’t be on it as I am awesome but I needed a blog to roast for the post (oh look at me rhyming like a rapper) and I might as well have chosen my own!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Maybe one day I’ll write a worst blogs list but not today!Β 

Have a laugh folks it’s all good-natured fun, it’s all for the shits and the giggles and it’s all for amusement purposes.🀣


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80 thoughts on “TTBG’s: Worst Bloggers List. #BookBlogger #BookBloggers #Blogger #Bloggers

  1. Hook, line and sinker. You’re the only blogger I know with the bollocks to go ahead with this 🀣🀣 Yes I did reading with fingers crossed that I wouldn’t see mine 🀣

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      1. Ah, so you’d want to be the worst of the worst then?!πŸ˜‚ I’m thinking that I should have asked some bloggers if they wanted to be on the list, ya know, get their approval and then roast them, make an actual list and then let the hate roll in with a disclaimer at the bottom saying that the bloggers agreed to take part.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. As I tick quite a few of those boxes you carved out for yourself I’ll stick myself on the list so you don’t have too. In the end, worst or best, as long as we’re happy who cares? (well me obviously, but apart from that) πŸ™‚

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  3. Apart from the gremlin being the best bit about this post (because let’s face it they are the coolest). I am utterly shocked and appalled that I am NOT on the list. Seriously what’s a girl got to do to get noticed around here 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 always make me chuckle

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  4. I knew I wouldn’t be on your list because I have monster porn. Ok, I could also be on the list *because* I have monster porn. Oh, who cares? lol Anyway, I’m also a worst blogger for all the reasons you stated you are. πŸ˜€

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  5. After you wrote β€œI don’t post every day, I don’t get a lot of comments, I don’t comment on blogs I follow as much as I should…”

    I was convinced I was number two. Actually I’m a little bitter about not being included. πŸ˜‚

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    1. Even I wouldn’t dare to do an actual list of worst bloggers.πŸ˜‚ The fallout would be huge and I’d probably get a contract put out on me.😝

      ….saying that though. I can’t help but think it’d be funny as hell to get a few bloggers in on it who agree to be on the list and get roasted and then let the storm roll in.πŸ˜‚

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