I saw The Guilty Reader Book Tag on Meredith Rankin’s blog and thought that I’d give it a go myself. I answered the questions in my usual serious manner, enjoy.😀
Question 1: Have you ever re-gifted a book that you’ve been given?
No, I don’t re-gift, if I don’t want the book then I sell it. It’s all about the money! Come find me selling my ARC’s and books on eBay under the username BookyBigBalls69 and I’ll hook you up.👍
Question 2: Have you ever said you’ve read a book when you haven’t?
Yes, every review that I have written on my blog, I haven’t read the book! But shush, don’t tell anyone, no-one will read this but, on the off-chance that they do, let’s keep it between us, it’ll be our little secret.😉
Question 3: Have you ever borrowed a book and not returned it?
No, I don’t borrow books. Now, if by ‘borrowed‘ you actually mean stolen then firstly, pull up your pants and just say stolen!
And secondly, yes, yes I have stolen many books and not returned them.
Question 4: Have you ever read a series out of order?
Yes, always. Where would the fun be in reading the series in order, I mean, boring much! Live a little! Read book four first, then book one, swap it around, surprise yourself.😜
Question 5: Have you ever spoiled a book for someone?
Yes, always, I shout about character deaths, plot twists and endings from the rooftops for all to hear.
Question 6: Have you ever dogeared a book?
No, I’m not a barbarian! I mean seriously, da fuq would I do that for! Shocked I tell you, shocked and if you do that then you are an animal!
Let me tell you what I do instead, I’m a male, that means for the male readers, I’ll just be explaining it to you but for the women, obviously I’ll be mansplaining it to you.😜 When I stop reading I rip out the page that I’ve just read, sometimes it’s the whole page, other times, only a bit of the page gets ripped out…as any male will tell you it all depends on how hard you tug.😜 Then I fold the page up and use it as a bookmark.🔖
Question 7: Have you ever told someone you don’t own a book when you do?
Yes, if anyone asks I own no books, no books at all.👍
Question 8: Have you ever skipped a chapter or section of a book?
Yes, often, for most books actually. I generally skip both the beginning and the end and just read the meaty and moist middle.
Question 9: Have you ever bad-mouthed a book you actually liked?
Yes, all of them! You see, if I tell you all that the book is shit then I will be special as I will be the only one who loves the book and it will be my precious.😜
I’m not going to tag anyone but if you see this post and decide to do the tag yourself then link back to my post and I’ll check your post out.👍📚
Side note: if you didn’t notice the eBay username in my answer to question one then go back and have a look. 😉
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