I saw The Guilty Reader Book Tag on Meredith Rankin’s blog and thought that I’d give it a go myself. I answered the questions in my usual serious manner, enjoy.π
Question 1: Have you ever re-gifted a book that youβve been given?
No, I don’t re-gift, if I don’t want the book then I sell it. It’s all about the money! Come find me selling my ARC’s and books on eBay under the username BookyBigBalls69 and I’ll hook you up.π
Question 2: Have you ever said youβve read a book when you havenβt?
Yes, every review that I have written on my blog, I haven’t read the book! But shush, don’t tell anyone, no-one will read this but, on the off-chance that they do, let’s keep it between us, it’ll be our little secret.π
Question 3: Have you ever borrowed a book and not returned it?
No, I don’t borrow books. Now, if by ‘borrowed‘ you actually mean stolen then firstly, pull up your pants and just say stolen!
And secondly, yes, yes I have stolen many books and not returned them.
Question 4: Have you ever read a series out of order?
Yes, always. Where would the fun be in reading the series in order, I mean, boring much! Live a little! Read book four first, then book one, swap it around, surprise yourself.π
Question 5: Have you ever spoiled a book for someone?
Yes, always, I shout about character deaths, plot twists and endings from the rooftops for all to hear.
Question 6: Have you ever dogeared a book?
No, I’m not a barbarian! I mean seriously, da fuq would I do that for! Shocked I tell you, shocked and if you do that then you are an animal!
Let me tell you what I do instead, I’m a male, that means for the male readers, I’ll just be explaining it to you but for the women, obviously I’ll be mansplaining it to you.π When I stop reading I rip out the page that I’ve just read, sometimes it’s the whole page, other times, only a bit of the page gets ripped out…as any male will tell you it all depends on how hard you tug.π Then I fold the page up and use it as a bookmark.π
Question 7: Have you ever told someone you donβt own a book when you do?
Yes, if anyone asks I own no books, no books at all.π
Question 8: Have you ever skipped a chapter or section of a book?
Yes, often, for most books actually. I generally skip both the beginning and the end and just read the meaty and moist middle.
Question 9: Have you ever bad-mouthed a book you actually liked?
Yes, all of them! You see, if I tell you all that the book is shit then I will be special as I will be the only one who loves the book and it will be my precious.π
I’m not going to tag anyone but if you see this post and decide to do the tag yourself then link back to my post and I’ll check your post out.ππ
Side note: if you didn’t notice the eBay username in my answer to question one then go back and have a look. π
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Great post! π just the uplift you need of a morning! π
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Lol, thank you.
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I absolutely love this!lol
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Lol, thank you.ππ
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Haha, great responses! I gotta say, though, reading a series out of order . . . ugh, it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard!
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Oh, it’s not that bad!ππ
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OMG, I just totally cracked up reading this! LMAO. ππππJesus Christ, Drew. ROTFLMAO!!πππππ
P.s. I am never discussing a book I haven’t read yet and that you might have already bcoz you’re gonna shout character deaths, plot twists and endings from the rooftops for all to hear. π π π πππππ
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Funny, eh?π€ππ
Oh, I’ll make an exception for you and not ruin your books.π
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Keep tugging those pages π€£ …. up the series…down the series…who cares about the order…your books, your blog. Enjoy!
This had me grinning with my coffee this morning. Thanks Drew π and cheers!
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Lol, thank you and of course, gotta keep trucking and gotta keep tugging too.ππ
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Loved reading this post!! Made my day π
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Lol, thank you.ππ
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I needed a good laugh right now, Drew, so thank you!!! Glad you enjoyed the book tag. It was a fun one! (I mean, what would be the point of doing an un-fun book tag?)
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Exactly though I do take the fun factor with the answers way over the top.π
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Blatany use that trick of all us bloggers: read ten review snippets on Amazon and plagerize to your heart’s content
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Ooohh…that’s a good one!
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You legend. Best post I’ve read for a while. Had me buckled. Just what I needed after a long day. I thought I was the only one that posted reviews without reading the book first ππ
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Lol, thanks.ππ Ha, no, lots of us do it.πππ
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Woah, I just got challenged to do this tag. We are buddies bro. Loved your answers. Looking forward to more tags from you. πβπ
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Lol, thanks.ππ I don’t do them that often but when I do they tend to be like this one with some way out there answers.π
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You are welcome. I think you should do it more often. I liked your answers. Nice post. πβ
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Loved this! I am going to give it a try on my blog as well.. Your answers were everything!
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Thank you.
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hahahahaha okay BookyBigBalls, you’ve really made me laugh this time!!! This post was hilarious!!! ππππ
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Thank you, writing the answers amused me glad I could make others smile.π
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Thank you for the laugh – I’m facing the dentist’s chair tomorrow and I needed cheering up:))
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You are incorrigible! But we would not want you to change – ever! π π
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Lol, thank you.π
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ππ too funny!
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Deadly serious.πππ
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lol. I’m actually going to read (listen to) a series out of order. I’m getting sick of this series and I can switch them up because the books are about the same. The series is the Anita Blake book series by Laurell K Hamilton. They are paranormal erotica books which means Anita Blake is having sex in every book. My mother dogears books. I fuss at her all the time about it.
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