It’s cold, snowing outside, well, snowing and raining at the same time and creating a slushy sort of mix and I’m bored. So, I decided to amuse myself with some clean filth that will probably offend you, but it made me smile! π
As a male I do enjoy looking at jugs, you can’t beat a lovely set of jugs! π
Aren’t they a nice selection of jugs! π
I also like looking at melons. I work for the Dot-com department at Tesco, picking online grocery orders for home delivery and I get to pick melons, get to feel them too! π Sometimes a filthy customer will even ask for a ‘firm‘ melon which means I have to give them a squeeze to make sure that they are firm! π
The melons are all-natural, what a cracking selection. They all look lovely and firm, juicy too!
One thing that you can’t beat, knockers, a lovely pair of knockers!
There’s only one thing to say to about all those knockers, it’s not Hooters, but ding dong!
Book blogging is very female-dominated, oh my, not dominate females, but female-dominated and there is a vast amount of female bloggers out there. While some may enjoy looking at jugs, melons and knockers, many will prefer to gaze at well, something else and I feel that, in the interest of fairness and equality that I should cater to them too. So, I bet many of you enjoy a good sausage, both female and male, no discrimination here, eating sausage isn’t my thing, but if you enjoy munching on meat, then you go for it. π
I realise that some of you might not ‘eat meat‘ and that while you may enjoy the shape of a meaty sausage, you won’t actually chow down on one. For those of a non-meat eating persuasion, the vegetarians amongst you, you possibly enjoy gherkins, cucumbers and courgettes.
Veggie or not, there will be those of you who love nothing more than starting your day with a banana. Now, I eat cereal or toast for breakfast, but, if you like to start the day with a banana then you go for it, you put that banana in your mouth! π
And, of course, well all like pie, don’t we?! A nice apple pie?!Β
And, on these cold wintry days, remember what the classic 1999 film American Pie taught us, that ‘it‘ feels like warm apple pie! π
I hope that you all smiled, after all, it is only some clean fun, I didn’t cross the line and include any pictures of stuffing even though I bet that a lot of you enjoy a good stuffing! π Likewise, there are no pictures of toad in the hole in the post, that would be far too filthy for a gentleman blogger like me. One of my colleagues enjoys a good serving of toad in the hole, the dirty old minx, at least she has it with gravy and not dry, that would be plain wrong. π
OMGosh, I laughed so hard. Thanks for the Friday funny!
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Ah, naughty, naughty!!!
In a very gentlemanly way, of course, but still naughty… π π π
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Always in a gentlemanly way.π
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Iβm sat in fits of giggles watching my eldests swimming lesson and one of the instructors is giving me a funny looks because all he can see is my shoulders shaking weirdly (compulsory masks poolside)
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Should have shown him the post.πππ
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I should have… π€£π€£π€£
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Ahhh bloody hell Drew! I nearly chocked on my brew while reading this π I had to make some quick decisions then as to whether one should spit or swallow!! π
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Oh my, such filth!ππ Ha, surprisingly this is quite a clean post of mine, a couple are far worse.π
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I couldn’t help it! For a moment I thought noooo that might not pass as clean and then I thought nahhhh I don’t think you’ll get offended ππ
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Hahahahahaaaaaaa! This made me smile!!!
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I didn’t get this till the end, lol
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Thanks for the laugh Drew!! π
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LOL. Thanks for a much needed smile!
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π€£ Iβm your 70th βlikerβ for this post. I didnβt want to ruin the 69 you had, but needs must π€£
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π€£π€£ cracked me up! I needed this laugh. Omg! lol!
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This is the kind of humour my husband loves!! Thanks for brightening up our day! π
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This definitely made me chuckle π€£π
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I really needed the chuckle, thanks.
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amazingggg!!
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