Today I bring you all another post of fun and inappropriate book covers post, this time it’s a Dino Porn edition!!! It’s good to have a laugh! 🙂
You can find the links to the previous seven volumes below if you haven’t yet checked them out – well worth a look for a giggle and a snigger! 🙂
- Fun and Inappropriate Book Covers and Names to make you smile.
- Fun and Inappropriate Book Covers and Names to make you smile: Volume 2!!!
- Fun and Inappropriate Book Covers and Names to make you smile: Volume 3!!!
- Fun and Inappropriate Book Covers and Names to make you smile: Volume 4!!!
- Fun and Inappropriate Book Covers and Names to make you smile: Volume 5!!!
- Fun and Inappropriate Book Covers and Names to make you smile: Volume 6!!!
- Fun and Inappropriate Book Covers and Names to make you smile: What The Smut Edition!!!
Dino Porn Edition!!!
And here are five more covers along with their blurbs:
Doctor Marissa Williams finds herself working with a new specimen. This new creature, however, is arousing something in her. The T-Rex is large, powerful and harbors its own secrets. She must decide if she will succumb to its sexual magnetism and fall into his tiny loving arms.
Misty Rivers was a research assistant who was helping to search for a lost dinosaur land, and looked damn good doing it. Stumbling around in the jungle after losing the rest of her party, Misty fell into a valley filled with dinos out for no good. When one horny mini brontosaurus ties her up and rocks her world, the only thing she can do is smile and go along for the ride as she experiences things no woman has felt since the beginning of time.
Warning: Discretion advised. This is funny, explicit, and raunchy dinosaur erotica. It is not Mommy and Daddy’s soft erotica and it is not suitable for children under the age of 18. Read at your own risk, only if you are ready to unleash your craziest desires and fantasies, and laugh a lot.
Madhu, the most celebrated cockdoll maker in her tribe and a rampant, unrepentant masturbator, is looking for satisfaction wherever she can find it. But if men and her toys continue to disappoint her, would she dare turn to the three-horned face triceratops, which mates across the valley?
Almost decimated by a raptor attack, Kera’s tribe must relocate to somewhere safe. An experienced hunter herself, Kera is tasked with providing distraction while her people move their wounded to a new home, safe from the vicious dinosaurs bent on their distruction.
When she unknowingly wanders into a raptor mating ground, she gains the attention of a young buck, itching to experience his first mating. Running would only cause his hunter instinct to come to the surface, so Kera stands her ground and discovers that some raptors are not all gnashing teeth and slashing claws. Some want the same things she does. Good sex with a willing partner.
Dino Park houses the New Dinosaurs- beasts created by scientists from residual DNA. The park is open to the public, who come to see the big carnivores and the classic, well-known herbivores. Smaller, gentler dinosaurs perform for the public.
Maria trains the marine reptiles- she’s been working with the same plesiosaur for more than three years. He’s friendly, well trained, and greedy. One night, Maria stays late to feed her plesiosaurus and disaster strikes- she tumbles into his pool.
The plesiosaur isn’t just greedy, he’s hungry. The only one of his kind, he’s been lonely and amorous for years. But now Maria, the human he’s imprinted on, is in his element and he’s got a lot of pent-up frustration to work out.
And, just because, here’s one I made earlier! 🙂
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I have no words. I didn’t know this was a thing.
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Yeah, it’s quite popular too! Lots of books in the genre, lots of worse books in other subgenres too.😂😂
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What – no Dicklodocuses??? Great now Im cursed to try and think of more dino porn titles for the rest of the day!
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Impaled by the Iguanodon. Back ended by the Brachiosaurus. Motor boating the Magalosaurus. Ridden by the Raptor. The Dino Whore?? There’s an endless amount of names!😀 Especially if you add animals, creatures and Monsters to the titles.😂😂😂
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… Just when the cogs had stopped turning, I had to read this! Nobzilla for the win!
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Lol!😂
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Yeah sore in the side! Oh God! 😀 I don’t think I laughed so hard in a long time while reading a post!!! Thanks Drew! Much appreciated, now I need to go eat something since I worked up an appetite. 😉
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Hhhmm, I didn’t mean sore in the side but yeah, let’s go with that!😂😂
Got to have a laugh and that’s what these posts are, just light and fun to make people smile.😀
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Yeah I know I was being funny . That’s why I used the winky face. Hahaha 😂😆 Killing me smalls. 😛🤓
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The Sex Rampage of the Dino-Man? Nice!
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These are just incredible! The names are only outdone by the quality of the photoshop. I bet they all have a bit of text somewhere that says something like, “Cover done by my nephew. He has a Mac, so he’s a designer.”
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What, the actual fuck?! (geddit?!) This is hilarious. I’m adding ‘Sexed by the Rex’ to my work email signature.
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Lol!😂 Oh man, if you did it that it’d be classic!😂
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I’m so shocked that dickosaur wasn’t used more…… these covers are just awful!!! Lol. But what more can one expect from Dino porn. I think I’m asking too much
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Hhhmm, dickosaur, that’s an awesome name!😂
I know! The covers are rather bad but yeah, what can you expect from this genre.😂
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So bizarre! Do you think Raquel Welch has got anything to do with it? lol
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Probably not, now, Raquel Squelch on the other hand might do!😂😂😂
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Amazing!!
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Are you sure that’s the right word?! It makes it sound like you are impressed.😂 Could we be seeing reviews for some of these on your blog?😉
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impressed that people think these up & the covers they design for them. Sadly I’m not too big a fan on romance, hell my idea of romance was hubby sending me a bottle of irn bru on the morning of our wedding instead of flowers 😂😂 have emailed on the link to this post to a few old work chums as they’ll appreciate it 👍
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Oh, my mistake, it was an honest one to make, I just thought you meant amazing, some cool new books to read, my bad!😂😂😂
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😂😂
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Oh my!
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Oh yay, you made another one of these! And today I really needed a laugh 😀 seriously, it’s just hard to accept the fact that this is a thing xD but what are the odds – only today I saw one cover like that in some promotional letter. Thanks for the laughs 🙂
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Yeah, I still do these posts occasionally, they are good for a laugh and make me smile doing them.😀
It’s not surprising really that it’s a thing as there’s so much weird stuff out there. What is surprising is that it’s so popular!😂
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I know right! Especially because it makes like zero sense? Dinosaur are building sized, last time I checked. What is wrong with those people 😀 maybe we could find some “Flat Earth Society” members among the readers or something 😀
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Fall into his tiny loving arms aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaa I can’t cope
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As a biker I just can’t get the image of Lust Finds a Way out of my head now! Jeeeez thanks :’) :’) x
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My pleasure!😉 Sounds like a perfect book for you then as you are a biker!😂
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This is just so wonderfully wrong!
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The fact that there is this much dino porn out there blows my mind! Like what is the obsession with dinosaurs? 😝
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Who knows! I’m usually good for some sarcastic comment or even a serious one but no, just can’t think why it’s popular!😂
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HA! You have been stumped… who would have that thought that would happen! 😛
I was totally prepared for a witty response, but it appears the king of sarcasm has been taken down by dino porn. Haha! 😂
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Hhhmm, fair point and I’m shocked trust me! I usually have a reply for everything!😂 Though I suggest you check out my review I posted today and you might well be stumped for words too missy!😂😂😂
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Haha, I just read the title of the book you reviewed… what am I going to be getting myself into, but alas I will check it out! 😝
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That title is lit, can’t help but smile at it and I’m going to presume that you won’t be getting into the same thing as the cave creatures!😂😂😂
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You can presume right, not my cup of tea, but to each their own I guess. And of course the title makes you laugh 😜
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Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it!😉 Though I do now suffer the shame from knowing that I’ve read a monster erotica book!😂
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True, but reading your review, I can say I think I’ll be okay not ever reading this genre. 😝
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Oh, that’s nasty. I didn’t know that was a thing. I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am. Velocirapture is quite a clever title though.
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There’s loads of weird books like this, seems to be a popular type of subgenre.😂
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This post just made my day! Some of those book covers had me LOL-ing. The first time I ever heard of dinosaur porn I thought it was a joke. It kind of fascinates me. I just can’t wrap my head around it. To each their own, I suppose.
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Very true! I had heard of shifter romance books so I presumed Dino porn was the same only instead of shifting from an animal to human they shift from dinosaur to human. How wrong I was! It’s proper dinosaurs and humans!😂
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These are so terrible! …. Some of those titles are pretty clever, but I just can’t get over how truly awful those covers are. It’s like they didn’t even try to do decent photoshop work.
I wonder if it’s mostly men or mostly women (or an even mix) that read titles like these….
Just when I think you can’t top your last book covers post, there comes a new one ! 🙂
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I know! The names are quite clever but most of the covers just rely on scantily clad women and a dinosaur but I guess that’s what the book is!😂
That would actually be interesting to know, who reads Dino porn and why.
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Oh god! I just thought of “Rapture With The Raptor” as a title. 😀 I can’t stop laughing now. I must admit it sounds devilish. And or wicked. People around me are staring and I don’t care. I love when that happens.
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Lol!😂
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🙂 Now I just need to think of a story.
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Thanks for that Drew . You’ll be happy to know that I have temporarily blinded myself after watching this 🙈
Seriously , Having sex with Dino as a distraction ? How can someone even come up with this 😓
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I have no idea how they come up with it!
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Pteroboink?? 😂😂😂😂
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Yep!😂😂😂
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Totally bonkers
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I keep thinking it’s a joke. It’a s joke, right? Why isn’t it a joke?!
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Because there are some crazy and weird people out there who choose to read this stuff! Alas, I am now tarnished with that “crazy person who reads this sh#t” moniker as for a laugh I read and reviewed a free monster p#rn book called…..wait for it……get that snort and snigger ready…..Creamed by Cave Creatures!😂😂😂
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Oh my goodness. 😂😂😂 How was THAT?
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Awesome! It was a fantastic read. I fully expect it to go down in the anals…..sorry annals as a literary masterpiece.😂😂😂
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They should print that on the back cover 😂
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No! I’d like a review to be quoted in a book one day, no matter how doubtful that is but I don’t want something I write going on a monster porn book!😂😂😂
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Hey, you never know, it could be the beginning of your claim to fame…
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Hhhmm, if that’s the case then it’s time to close my blog and erase all trace of that review!
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You can’t. I took a screen shot. It has been preserved FOREVER. *evil laugh*
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I’m disturbed anyway by this, but even more disturbed by how the covers for ‘Hot Dino Girls’ display characters that look vaguely like kids’ cartoon characters…
Think my fave cover is ‘The Sex Rampage of the Dino-Man’…that cover! And also, I love how it’s written by what’s obviously a couple and that it’s obviously a weird fetish they have 😛
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I know! Those covers are like s#xed up cartoon characters for kids!😂 Sprog p#rn!😂
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The mind boggles lol. A Gay dinosaur Erotica novel? Is that one like a gay male dinosaur and gay man!?
Lol, are all of these really real!? I knew you found a few Dino porn books but this many???
How on earth did you ever find them in the first place? Or were you secretly looking up dino stuff? lol :p
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Yes, they are all real and yeah, I was looking up Dino stuff.😂 I decided that after featuring a few covers in previous fun covers posts that I’d do an actual post just on the Dino stuff. I just typed in Dino p#rn on Amazon UK and these are what appeared!😂
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I actually thouht the well had run dry on this feature… but here we are, with a whole pile! if i was to claim that humanity is sick I am sure I would be discriminating against someone..
I wonder what the ratio of dino porn lovers is per x amount?…I mean, someone in these comments could be joking along but in reality they LOVE dino porn!
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Ahem, don’t knock it till you’ve triceratopsed it!
(I’ll get me coat)
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hahahah! you’re re right- can’t have an opinion without the experience!… and you won’t need a coat! 😂
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Oh c’mon Lizzy, who doesn’t like Dino Porn?!😂
That’s true, the well is getting dry now though, there’s possibly some more Dino stuff but this is enough. Though, there’s still monster porn, alas, I started getting some covers for that post, found some free books and read and reviewed one just for a laugh!😂😂😂
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HAHAH oh fckk this was the best thing ever !
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LOL!!!
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All of those books have a better blurb than 50 shades of grey
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I have never read the blurb to that! At least these are fun.😂
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They are actual dinosaurs…? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww😩🤢
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Yes! Proper dinosaurs!😂😂😂 And you told me it would be shifter!😂😂😂
I actually read one of the monster porn books, it was free on the Kindle, Creamed by Cave Creatures by Chelsea Chaynes if you want to check the review out.😂
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Oh yes! I must read that review! I totally thought they would have to be shifters to be a thing…how do you even…it boggles my mind!! And it’s a genre!! I’m going to be sick again.
“Creamed by Cave Creatures by Chelsea Chaynes?” Really?! At least she’s using alliteration! 😂
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I know! I know! When you told me about shifter that was bad enough but actual dinosaurs is far far worse!😂
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How can you be attracted to a brainless reptile? And you read it? Was it disgusting? I just can’t imagine and when I try….ugh, I get physically ill.
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It was weird, I just found it funny I have to say.😂😂😂
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Ok, now for experiment’s sake, I’m going to have to read one. Ick. Maybe I can sit this experience out…but now I’m too curious.
But curiosity killed the cat…and it might kill me…or make me violently ill. 😂
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It might make you laugh as well!😂😂😂
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It’ll make me…something…😖
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If you go into it expecting it to be funny it’ll be fine, serious literature it is not! 🙂
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I’m too scared…what if I like it? 😂🤣
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Ha, you have a point, that would be worrying!😂😂😂
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See what I mean? It’s like the person who looks at weird fetish porn and then that’s all that gets them off…very disconcerting! 😂🤣🤭😂
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Lol!😂😂😂
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