My Musings

Fun and Inappropriate Book Covers and Names to make you smile: Dino Porn Edition!!!

Fun and Inappropriate Book Covers and Names to make you smile- (1)

Today I bring you all another post of fun and inappropriate book covers post, this time it’s a Dino Porn edition!!! It’s good to have a laugh!Β πŸ™‚

You can find the links to the previous seven volumes below if you haven’t yet checked them out – well worth a look for a giggle and a snigger!Β πŸ™‚

Dino Porn Edition!!!

And here are five more covers along with their blurbs:

41gx5wTl9NL

Doctor Marissa Williams finds herself working with a new specimen. This new creature, however, is arousing something in her. The T-Rex is large, powerful and harbors its own secrets. She must decide if she will succumb to its sexual magnetism and fall into his tiny loving arms.


51IIGIb1lXL

Misty Rivers was a research assistant who was helping to search for a lost dinosaur land, and looked damn good doing it. Stumbling around in the jungle after losing the rest of her party, Misty fell into a valley filled with dinos out for no good. When one horny mini brontosaurus ties her up and rocks her world, the only thing she can do is smile and go along for the ride as she experiences things no woman has felt since the beginning of time.


511hbnpi54L

Warning: Discretion advised. This is funny, explicit, and raunchy dinosaur erotica. It is not Mommy and Daddy’s soft erotica and it is not suitable for children under the age of 18. Read at your own risk, only if you are ready to unleash your craziest desires and fantasies, and laugh a lot.

Madhu, the most celebrated cockdoll maker in her tribe and a rampant, unrepentant masturbator, is looking for satisfaction wherever she can find it. But if men and her toys continue to disappoint her, would she dare turn to the three-horned face triceratops, which mates across the valley?


51qWNV0sTQL

Almost decimated by a raptor attack, Kera’s tribe must relocate to somewhere safe. An experienced hunter herself, Kera is tasked with providing distraction while her people move their wounded to a new home, safe from the vicious dinosaurs bent on their distruction.

When she unknowingly wanders into a raptor mating ground, she gains the attention of a young buck, itching to experience his first mating. Running would only cause his hunter instinct to come to the surface, so Kera stands her ground and discovers that some raptors are not all gnashing teeth and slashing claws. Some want the same things she does. Good sex with a willing partner.


51ARr3U8EzL

Dino Park houses the New Dinosaurs- beasts created by scientists from residual DNA. The park is open to the public, who come to see the big carnivores and the classic, well-known herbivores. Smaller, gentler dinosaurs perform for the public.Β 

Maria trains the marine reptiles- she’s been working with the same plesiosaur for more than three years. He’s friendly, well trained, and greedy. One night, Maria stays late to feed her plesiosaurus and disaster strikes- she tumbles into his pool.Β 

The plesiosaur isn’t just greedy, he’s hungry. The only one of his kind, he’s been lonely and amorous for years. But now Maria, the human he’s imprinted on, is in his element and he’s got a lot of pent-up frustration to work out.


And, just because, here’s one I made earlier! πŸ™‚

The Dino will make you sore!

Follow The Tattooed Book Geek on:

Twitter,Β Goodreads,Β Blog Facebook,Β Personal Facebook,Β Bloglovin

95 thoughts on “Fun and Inappropriate Book Covers and Names to make you smile: Dino Porn Edition!!!

    1. Impaled by the Iguanodon. Back ended by the Brachiosaurus. Motor boating the Magalosaurus. Ridden by the Raptor. The Dino Whore?? There’s an endless amount of names!πŸ˜€ Especially if you add animals, creatures and Monsters to the titles.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Liked by 1 person

  1. Yeah sore in the side! Oh God! πŸ˜€ I don’t think I laughed so hard in a long time while reading a post!!! Thanks Drew! Much appreciated, now I need to go eat something since I worked up an appetite. πŸ˜‰

    Liked by 2 people

  2. These are just incredible! The names are only outdone by the quality of the photoshop. I bet they all have a bit of text somewhere that says something like, “Cover done by my nephew. He has a Mac, so he’s a designer.”

    Liked by 3 people

      1. impressed that people think these up & the covers they design for them. Sadly I’m not too big a fan on romance, hell my idea of romance was hubby sending me a bottle of irn bru on the morning of our wedding instead of flowers πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ have emailed on the link to this post to a few old work chums as they’ll appreciate it πŸ‘

        Liked by 1 person

  3. Oh yay, you made another one of these! And today I really needed a laugh πŸ˜€ seriously, it’s just hard to accept the fact that this is a thing xD but what are the odds – only today I saw one cover like that in some promotional letter. Thanks for the laughs πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Yeah, I still do these posts occasionally, they are good for a laugh and make me smile doing them.πŸ˜€

      It’s not surprising really that it’s a thing as there’s so much weird stuff out there. What is surprising is that it’s so popular!πŸ˜‚

      Like

      1. I know right! Especially because it makes like zero sense? Dinosaur are building sized, last time I checked. What is wrong with those people πŸ˜€ maybe we could find some “Flat Earth Society” members among the readers or something πŸ˜€

        Liked by 1 person

      1. HA! You have been stumped… who would have that thought that would happen! πŸ˜›
        I was totally prepared for a witty response, but it appears the king of sarcasm has been taken down by dino porn. Haha! Β πŸ˜‚

        Liked by 1 person

  4. This post just made my day! Some of those book covers had me LOL-ing. The first time I ever heard of dinosaur porn I thought it was a joke. It kind of fascinates me. I just can’t wrap my head around it. To each their own, I suppose.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. These are so terrible! …. Some of those titles are pretty clever, but I just can’t get over how truly awful those covers are. It’s like they didn’t even try to do decent photoshop work.
    I wonder if it’s mostly men or mostly women (or an even mix) that read titles like these….
    Just when I think you can’t top your last book covers post, there comes a new one ! πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Oh god! I just thought of “Rapture With The Raptor” as a title. πŸ˜€ I can’t stop laughing now. I must admit it sounds devilish. And or wicked. People around me are staring and I don’t care. I love when that happens.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Thanks for that Drew . You’ll be happy to know that I have temporarily blinded myself after watching this πŸ™ˆ

    Seriously , Having sex with Dino as a distraction ? How can someone even come up with this πŸ˜“

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Because there are some crazy and weird people out there who choose to read this stuff! Alas, I am now tarnished with that “crazy person who reads this sh#t” moniker as for a laugh I read and reviewed a free monster p#rn book called…..wait for it……get that snort and snigger ready…..Creamed by Cave Creatures!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Liked by 1 person

  8. I’m disturbed anyway by this, but even more disturbed by how the covers for ‘Hot Dino Girls’ display characters that look vaguely like kids’ cartoon characters…
    Think my fave cover is ‘The Sex Rampage of the Dino-Man’…that cover! And also, I love how it’s written by what’s obviously a couple and that it’s obviously a weird fetish they have πŸ˜›

    Liked by 1 person

  9. The mind boggles lol. A Gay dinosaur Erotica novel? Is that one like a gay male dinosaur and gay man!?
    Lol, are all of these really real!? I knew you found a few Dino porn books but this many???
    How on earth did you ever find them in the first place? Or were you secretly looking up dino stuff? lol :p

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Yes, they are all real and yeah, I was looking up Dino stuff.πŸ˜‚ I decided that after featuring a few covers in previous fun covers posts that I’d do an actual post just on the Dino stuff. I just typed in Dino p#rn on Amazon UK and these are what appeared!πŸ˜‚

      Liked by 1 person

  10. I actually thouht the well had run dry on this feature… but here we are, with a whole pile! if i was to claim that humanity is sick I am sure I would be discriminating against someone..
    I wonder what the ratio of dino porn lovers is per x amount?…I mean, someone in these comments could be joking along but in reality they LOVE dino porn!

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Oh c’mon Lizzy, who doesn’t like Dino Porn?!πŸ˜‚

      That’s true, the well is getting dry now though, there’s possibly some more Dino stuff but this is enough. Though, there’s still monster porn, alas, I started getting some covers for that post, found some free books and read and reviewed one just for a laugh!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Liked by 2 people

    1. Yes! Proper dinosaurs!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ And you told me it would be shifter!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      I actually read one of the monster porn books, it was free on the Kindle, Creamed by Cave Creatures by Chelsea Chaynes if you want to check the review out.πŸ˜‚

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Oh yes! I must read that review! I totally thought they would have to be shifters to be a thing…how do you even…it boggles my mind!! And it’s a genre!! I’m going to be sick again.
        “Creamed by Cave Creatures by Chelsea Chaynes?” Really?! At least she’s using alliteration! πŸ˜‚

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Ok, now for experiment’s sake, I’m going to have to read one. Ick. Maybe I can sit this experience out…but now I’m too curious.
        But curiosity killed the cat…and it might kill me…or make me violently ill. πŸ˜‚

        Liked by 1 person

      3. See what I mean? It’s like the person who looks at weird fetish porn and then that’s all that gets them off…very disconcerting! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€­πŸ˜‚

        Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.