Fluffy Bunny’s Adventure Land.

As the people who read this blog will know along with writing book reviews I also dabble in poetry, some of it’s fairly good and some not so good but it all is what it is. The poetry I write is quite dark and miserable in its imagery, down mainly to the fact I wrote poetry back in the day as a way to get my unhappy feelings out and being a rock/metal music fan to, I simply find darker stuff easier to write as I myself can find meaning in it, though not all of it’s dark and/or depressing and there is the occasional glimmer of hope. Now, alot of you are kind enough to ‘like’ and even comment on what I write, thanks for that it’s greatly appreciated. 🙂

One blogger in particular likes my poetry, I guess she’s quite deranged to do so but hey, it’s cool having people like what I write and that is Jillian at Rantandraveaboutbooks. If you don’t already then you should check her blog out and give her a follow.

On one of the recent poems I wrote Buried in the Water which was simply inspired by the Daily Posts One Word Prompt for that day which was Water, she thought the poem may have been based on a book, alas it wasn’t and there was no real meaning behind it, through the comments on the post she said that it’d be funny if I posted something happy about rainbows or flowers! I know right, craziness! My reply was along the lines of if I wrote a happy poem then the world would probably end………and here we are as she asked me to test that theory out.

Well, my foray into happy poetry didn’t go well and I am man enough to admit that I failed, I can’t write happy sunshine stuff as it’s just not me, however after failing miserably at the happy meaningful stuff I did manage to write a jovial, humourous rather ribald poem that I must stress is meant to be funny and no-one who is unfortunate enough to read it should take offence. Also, after reading it please head on over to Rantandraveaboutbooks and complain directly to Jillian as while what follows is from my own deviant mind it is all her fault that the monstrosity was created!

And so I present to you in all its terribly bad, atrocious glory:

Fluffy Bunny’s Adventure Land:

Fluffy bunny loved to be happy, 

He loved to be gay,

For him there was simply just, 

No other way,

With ears erect pointing upto the sky,

Happiness was his only high,

Drinking on life’s rainbow drug, 

He was always ready with a comforting hug,

Never getting down over life’s trials,

He met them head on with a toothy smile,

Loving to hop and jiggle,

He always made his fellow rabbits giggle,

And when life caused a stink,

He’d meet it with a crafty wink,

Fluffy loved his nubile young maidens,

Even when he never got the chance to lay them!

They brought him pleasure and joy,

As in his life Fluffy never wanted to be annoyed,

It must be said Fluffy wasn’t a rampant rabbit,

Though he did have the occasional naughty habit,

You may say Fluffy sounds a trifle smutty,

But let me assure you that rabbit was just damn lucky,

Fluffy loved his lifestyle of pleasure,

Enjoying his days spent in decadent pleasure,

Now my friends,

This is not the tales end,

I see you reading this with a puzzled frown,

And it’s time to turn that frown upside down,

Fluffy bunny doesn’t want you to be sad,

To him sad is bad,

And sad being bad makes him mad,

But just like Hannibal,

From the A-Team not the cannibal,

Fluffy always has a master plan, 

And whatever the weather,

Fluffy loves it that his plan, 

Always comes together,

No more feeling mad,

And that dear readers makes Fluffy bunny glad,

He has a fool-proof way,

To make you frolic and play,

Taking all your blues away,

This is no cheap magicians trick,

Fluffy has his very own magic stick!

If your lucky he’ll let you grab hold,

Taking you to a place with dreams and wonders to behold,

Now just close your eyes,

And don’t ask why,

Fluffy will take you by the hand,

As he leads you to his fun-filled happy adventure land!