Today I thought that I would bring to you all an irreverent and fun post of different book covers and names that are inappropriate and humorous (at least to me anyway). No lengthy babbling from me, just an array of various covers. We all need a laugh at times and I think this post is just the thing to make us all smile!
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Mating with the raptor lol wtf??!!
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I know, there is a whole variety of stuff in that genre for some reason!!!!
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Monster erotica is really popular.
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Surprisingly!
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Excellent I bet you had fun getting these together!! rofl
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I did yeah, though, dinosaur porn smut books, not sure about having that on my blog.😂
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Will there be a part 2?
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Not sure about that. If I’m bored I might just make up some Dino smut covers with Pixabay images and post them as a laugh!😂
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Look forward to it!!
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Ha, I’m not entirely sure it’d be appropriate for the blog though.😂
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haha I won’t hold me breath then 😉
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I think I’d have to put a warning at the beginning of the post!😂
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hahaha. Thanks! I needed this today!
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Lmao! I have no words! 😂
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Lol.😀
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Hilarious 😂
My big black cock 😂😂😂
*howling!
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Ha, why am I not surprised you’d find it amusing!😂
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The Manly Art of Knitting sent me into a fit of laughter. Hilarious titles.
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LOL
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Hahaha, so awesome. I dont get it, are the horses lesbians, or are they lesbians on horses? I dont even know
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I haven’t a clue! More concerned with the dinosaur porn books, I mean WTF! 😂
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Haha, they must have made some food from Cook to Bang
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Taken by the T Rex? I’m really hoping it’s something like “Taken on an interesting tour of the prehistoric world by the T Rex” and not what the cover seems to suggest…
Personal fave: 50 Ways to Eat Cock :’)
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Yes, the T-Rex is sure to be taking her on a tour of the prehistoric world, she just so happens to be wearing next to nothing!😂
Hhhmm……well, it’s got to be wrote, decency went out the window with this post anyway but, I’m not surprised!😀
Though as you like ‘all’ men only 50 ways won’t offer much choice!😂
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I’ll just have to hope there’s multiple sequels in that case! I’ll need at least 100 ways in my repertoire!
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I wouldn’t know if there’s any sequels, I dare not look after finding some of the other covers! I mean, I rag on you and ‘those’ books and everyone knows I’m not a Y-A fan but dinosaur smut books, WTF!😂
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I know! Who, when thinking of ideal candidates for an erotic novel, thinks of dinosaurs!? There are just some things that shouldn’t be written about…how do the dynamics of that ‘relationship’ even work!? Actually, I don’t even want to know!
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It is baffling, there sure is some weird sh#t out there!😂
Ha “Actually, I don’t even want to know!” glad to know, I realise bloggers can be a bit crazy but that would have been too far!
I guess as you are a romance fan, you could always read one of the books and review it!😂
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I know my blog once had the term ‘non-human’ in it, but I was more referring to characters such as werewolves and vampires, not dinosaurs 😛 I think I’d never recover from reading something like that!
Unless…it’s not JUST a dinosaur…but a dinosaur SHIFTER (a term used in PNR to refer to someone who can switch between human and something else) Hmmm. Nope, Still not intrigued enough to give it a read!
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Cheers for pointing that out! Though I know what a shifter is, educated is I!😂
Ha, there’s 2 more volumes now and I think the titles are even worse!😂
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Just checking, wasn’t sure if they were exclusive to that genre 😛
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Nope, shifters/shapeshifters are in a variety of genres. One of the only things exclusive to ‘that’ genre are ‘those’ covers!😂🤢
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Oh and the stories of heartache, deception, loss and betrayal lurking beneath ‘those’ abtastic covers, of course! Don’t forget that!
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Abtastic, barf!🤢😂🤢
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Omg I’ve heard of a few Dino-romance books and I don’t know whether or not to be impressed, disgusted or appalled! It’s just weird enough to be interesting 😂
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Not sure interesting is the word I’d use for them!😂
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😂
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These are brilliant, I love it when children’s books make such hilarious blunders…or are they… 🙂
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Lmao, some are definitely very funny. You’d really think they’d realise what they call the books!😂
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Maybe that’s how they get their kicks, seeing how far they can push it before someone catches on 🙂
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That could be very true!😀
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ROFL! How did any of these actually happen? What were people thinking?
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I have no idea!😂
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Definitely speechless! Haha, these are priceless!
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Ha, they are pretty quantity in a bad way!😂
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I’m now waiting with bated breath for your series of insightful reviews of said publications:))
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Unfortunately you’ll be waiting a while for that to ever happen!😂
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Omg 😂😂😂
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Bwahaha. Bravo! (I think Pet Goats & Pap Smears is my favorite.)
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This is brilliant… I’ve actually come across some of these titles because myself and Anne (Sausage) were going to take these kind of titles and start doing a review feature for them 😀 nothing came of it, for obvious reasons, but we sure did have tons of laughs finding those titles… This is a cool post, Drew… defo some odd stuff out there!
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Thanks and very true! I mean Dino porn, WTF!😂 That would have been epic if it’d have happened especially to have read Anne eloquently reviewing a Dino book!😂
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I know right? I think her first title would have been the one about knowing everything about women through tractors… and my first book would have been ‘My First Dictionary: Corrupting Young Minds one Word at a Time’.. I actually read that one… very UN-PC but hilarious as well with shockers mixed in XD
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That dictionary sounds awesome! And Lmao that tractor book, God knows what’s in that!
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Yeah. the dictionary reads super fast and has fitting childish images as well.. so it’s totally… gosh, I’m surprised it hasn’t been censored XD
I wish the tractor book was in ebook.. I’d get it straight away! 😀
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Hahahaha!!! Brilliant post to lift my mood :D. I love that goat’s face expression! 😮
Christie Sims clearly has some desire for dinosaurs !?!
Harpo’s Horrible Secret’s apparently an innocent book, just read the Amazon US description but that cover today 😳 !
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Ha, it may well be an innocent book but that cover certainly implies otherwise!😂
Yeah, true, who’d have thought that Dino porn existed!😂
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OMG haha, what are these titles and how do they exist! Thank you for making me laugh! 😂
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I know!😂 some of them are old, I guess different times meant different rules. But, the kids books you’d think they’d realise that the names were implying other things and the dinosaur books, that’s just a WTF!😂
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HAHA! I think those dinosaur books are like a duology or something 😂 But I agree, like the kid books are so bad! Haha, right?! I don’t think those titles would be around today… or well I would hope not! 😝
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There’s worse, I posted volume 2 today and well, makes these books look decent!😂
The books are all available on Amazon, some only second hand but can still get them, if you want to give one a go to review!😀
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I just commented on that one, haha volume 2 😛
Really? 😱 I don’t know if I’d go that far, ha! Although, as you’ll see in my volume 2 comment, I am curious about Bobby! 😛
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These were hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
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Oh, Drew, you are so naughty.
And these covers are hilarious.
The dino porn is okay, but my fave is the ‘Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories’. That chick looks like she ain’t playing!
Happy Reading and Blogging, you wacky pervs.
~Icky. 🙂
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Wow! What, um, interesting books those are…. I cannot stop laughing! And I had to look up the dinosaur books on Amazon… and there’s also “Ravished by the Triceratops” and “In the Velociraptor’s Nest”…. I honestly don’t know what to say….
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Ha, I know! There’s a surprising amount of dinosaur books!😂
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I… I can’t even! XD XD XD
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Holy f*ck, there’s some real odd ones out there hahahha I wonder how well they sell…
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Ha, I doubt they sell well but who knows. I posted volume 2 today and those covers are even worse! 😂
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Oh my gosh I can’t even! These are too funny! These are real?!? Oh my ha-ha!
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Yes, they are real, on goodreads and available on Amazon for people to buy!😂
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I still like How To Catch Crabs 🦀 !
😂🤣
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Haven’t found that title yet!!! 🙂
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Found it! Will be in volume 3! 🙂
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Yay!!!!
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😂😂😂 Nobody Likes A Cock Block as a kid’s book! My sister would murder me I bought that for my Niece! 😂😂😂
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Bwahahahaha!😂 I guess it’s supposed to be an adults book in kid book form.
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These are epic haha!!! I can so relate to “Everything I Want to Do is Illegal” 😛 But come on!!!! How to Raise Your IQ By Eating Gifted Children….AHAHAHA! Losing it. Will pop back over in a few to check out the other two posts 🙂 Nice to have a chuckle this evening.
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Ha, all three posts are well worth a look, not sure I’d say that the quality improves over the three more like it gets worse!😂
Definitely had fun with the three posts though, amused and made me smile if slightly concerned about some of the covers and names that I found, oh well, each to their own I guess!😂
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I enjoyed them, and well really needed the laugh. So thank you haha!
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lol There are some real sick and twisted people out there.
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That’s very true!
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Oh gawd! I wonder what pet goats have to do with pap smears. Smh.
You achieved your goal. This series of posts gave me a good laugh.
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Ha, thanks, glad everyone found them amusing!😂 though….some weird books out there!😂
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For real man! These titles making me wonder what exactly occurs between the pages.
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Well, I’m guessing that the dinosaur and the women go on a date and then partake in some fornication!😂
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Lol! Oh gawd! Now I’m wondering how that works and if the women are probably too small for the large dinosaurs.
Oh shit! Those images are gonna be stuck in my head all day!!
Lol!
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Lmao!😂😂😂
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