Yesterday I posted a post called: Fun and Inappropriate Book Covers and Names to make you smile! – the post is linked to the name! And, well, it amused me and lots of you found it funny too so I thought today I’d post volume 2!!! Enjoy!!! š
AND!!!……for those of you who thought that Michael Bay ruined Transformers (massive fan, the 1980’s cartoon movie is EPIC). Well, there is something even worse, you will never look at transforming robots the same again!
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Can’t breathe! Lol
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I know, quality! Awaits the PC brigade to moan about the covers being unfunny now!š
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Wow… and I thought the ones in the first post were bad. And more raptors and dinos! I don’t understand it!
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I know! There’s a surprising amount of dinosaur smut on Amazon and there are worse covers and names than those ones too!š
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Oh god *covers eyes* do people actually read this stuff?
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Well, they have reviews so I’m guessing so!š
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ššššššš fucking brilliant!
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Language!š
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Sometimes a swear is the only way to express your feelings š
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Very true!š
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Oi! These are horrible, or awesome , or both. I don’t even know. I think you broke my brain.
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I think they are fun, that’s the best way to describe them, or fun and strange!š The first selection were better I’ll admit that.
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Knob Gobblin Hobgoblins got me this time, plus I didn’t realise there were billionaire dinosaurs, I must be living under the proverbial rock š
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I know, opened up a whole variety of new subgenres! Sad thing is there are some even worse covers and titles!š
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I hate to even think š
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You’ve got to be kidding me… LOL
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Nope and the worst thing is that there are still some even worse covers and names on Amazon!š
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Some of these have to be deliberate. There’s no way someone didn’t realize “Would You Like to Play with my Pussy/Ass” sounded a bit dodgy.
And I probably would read the dinosaur smut out of curiosity. Fairly certain I’ve read worse š
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Oh I completely agree, the names have got to be deliberate for some!
Ha, worse than dinosaur smut!š
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Oh god there’s more! š I can’t get over Would you like to play with my ass, and Little Bobby’s Drunk Again. Like WHAT?!?! š I’m not going to lie, I want to know how the story goes, like he’s just drunk all the time. You’ve got me curious! š
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Yeah, more and the worst thing is that these aren’t even the worst covers! I included that goblin one as goblins are fantasy creatures and it amused me but it’s part of a series of 10 books (I think) and the names are far far worse!š
I know, makes you wonder about little Bobby and why he’s drunk. It could be an emotional tale involving heartbreak and loss.
Ha, yeah, would you like to play with my ass/pussy made me laugh, so childish and immature but so funny!š
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10 more books?!?!?! Geeeez. I wonder who is reading this stuff!?
Haha, like really? He’s just going through so much so he’s gotta cope with the pain somehow so he drinks, and falls over, and his friends laugh, and that makes him feel better… and now I’m just starting to write Bobby’s story š
A lot of these are immature titles to laugh at, but that doesn’t make them any less funny! š
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I’d guess some weird people are both reading and writing the books! It’s definitely not normal!š
That’s very true and it’s fun to be immature at times!š
Ha, I’ve changed my mind and figured it out little Bobby drinks because he read some of those weird books and he’s trying to erase them from his mind!š
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No! Not normal at all! š
OMG, this has spun out of control but I love it! š That makes perfect sense, and his friends are the ones making him read these horrible books because they are secretly the writers!!! šš±š
This is just too much fun š
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Ha! Poor Bobby it’s no wonder he drinks!š perhaps they used Bobby’s dinosaur toys to experiment with too! š
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Oh my goshhhh noooooooo šš±
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Rump raiding raptors and the Raging Fuckers titles are pure gold!!! But the best dad one…… ewwwwwww š š š
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I know!š
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Again XD XD Seriously XD
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Ha Ha!!! These are hilarious. The sad thing is that I think I’ve read “Anybody Can Be Cool…But Awesome Takes Practice” a long, long time ago!! That cover and title looks familiar…And I’m interested in another book the author writes that is mentioned on the cover – “If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?” ha ha !!
And I know one of my coworkers has talked about the “Go the F*** to Sleep” book!
too funny !
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Lol!š There are worse books that you could have read from the selection, far far worse!š The ‘anybody can be cool’ book just suffers from being released in the 1980’s as I’m sure the cover was deemd to be cool back then.
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I should have known before reading this I would be laughing until I couldn’t breathe, but couldn’t resist! Tell me some of these aren’t real.
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Unfortunately I can’t, they are all real and on Amazon to buy!š
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hahah omg why? Some of those are really just terrible. XD
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Lol, I know! š
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Where did you find all of these books? Haha. Love this post š
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The Internet, I saw a fun cover as part of a post on another blog and decided to make an entire post out of fun covers, which has turned into 3 (posting the last one later) as I found it so surreal and funny.š
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Hilarious! I love the old Pulp Fiction covers, they’re priceless! Someone has a Twitter account posting some good ones. Think his handle is Pulp Fiction come to think of it.
How To Live with an Idiot – tee hee š If I was feeling very mischievous I could buy that one and leave it lying around the house. š®š
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lmao!!! fanny-fantastic!
Brilliant… I wonder though… I wonder about the content.. I know some of them simply have unfortunate titles, but some of them? I’d be willing to read a selection just to write a goo raving post about them!
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Ha! š I think some of them just suffer from being released in a different time. Take that being awesome book, cheesy and funny now but back in the 1980’s when it was released I bet those kids were all cool cats.š
Yeah, I agree, reading some of them would be hilarious just to see if the content was as bad as the cover and title!š
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These are GREAT!!
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Not sure great is the right word! š
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Epic … that must have taken a lot of research!
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Toddlers are assholes! Yep I like that one! š
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I think that one is true, especially when describing some of the little monsters who come into the shop where I work!š
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50 Ways to Eat Beaver…pleased to see that 50 Ways to Eat Cock was so successful they brought out another book!
Not only is there MORE dinosaur porn, but ‘Boffing Bigfoot’ too!? And why is he smoking!? I’m honestly concerned about these authors and cover designers…
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I guess Bigfoot is smoking as he’s having a cigarette to congratulate himself on a quality and satisfying boffing session!š
Well, there are actually 2 versions of the 50 ways to munch on cock book, I found the UK cover and it has a cartoon chicken instead of a real one, they changed the picture but didn’t think there was anything that needed changing in the name!š Obviously they needed the female version though, it’s all about diversity after all!š
Ha, regarding the authors and cover designers, the only thing I can say is that there are some weird people out there!š
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I’m gonna act innocent and pretend I don’t know what ‘boffing’ means. I can imagine, but I’m not sure if I want to Google it…
Aww no, I just checked the UK cover out on Amazon and I’m disappointed š¦ The cartoon version isn’t anywhere near as blood-chillingly horrifying. There’s no demented gaze for one thing š¦ Us UK peeps always get shitty covers </3
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Bwahahahaha, you had to check out the cover! Did you order it?!š
Very true, the cartoon chicken looks really out of place on the cover. The real chicken just looks so evil!
I think it’s fairly obvious what boffin means, perhaps best not to Google it, once seen you won’t be able to unsee it!š
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Oh yeah, ordered numerous copies in fact! Pretty much my Christmas shopping sorted for this year. Can’t beat a bit of cock š
Also, the cartoon chicken looks weirdly like it’s trying to appeal to a younger audience!?
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Bwahahahaha! And the winner for most inappropriate sentence and possible future inappropriate book title goes to “Canāt beat a bit of cock”.š
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Lol! Omg these titles! Smh.
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well finally something to redeem Michael Bay . Well atleast he aint the first to ruin my childhood . Very curious how you found these really hilarious titles and covers . Great job
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I saw one on a tag another blogger did and thought it’d be cool to create a post on fun and inappropriate covers, which turned into 3.š Just googled inappropriate covers and then checked on Goodreads and Amazon to make sure they were legit books.
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I’ve loved these posts, so hilarious!! š
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That’s very true, definitely had fun doing them and finding the covers…..even though some are quite disturbing!š
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This is hilarious!!! I love the book go the fuck to sleep if you watch it on YouTube Samuel L Jackson narrates it – fantastic!!
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Awesome, I’ll check that out.š
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